lines that make my inner slasher happy...

[ratcreature]

Sometimes I just love Xander. Okay, a lot of the time, but especially in scenes like this:

I guess it could be solely meant as comic relief, but still the following dialog (after Xander barely survives yet another demon as date) still made me go all squee!!:

...
Willow: What happened?
Xander: What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I decided I'm turning gay! Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay!
Willow: What?
Xander: You heard me, just tell me what to do. I'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula right now. That's a start, isn't it?
Andrew: (Sighs) Captain Archer.
Xander: Come on. Let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here.
Buffy: What if you just start to attract male demons?
Dawn: Clam always liked you.
Anya: She'll be right.
Giles: Children, enough.
Xander: I need some stylish new clothes.
...

It is of course much better with their expressions and body language during all of this.