you can tell that I've been looking at the news

[ratcreature]

I did this before (that post is f-locked, though), but this is the slightly updated variant (this time with ticky boxes instead of radio buttons for those of us who can't even decide anymore what to be most anxious about):

[Poll #1389953]

Comments

[jimandblair.livejournal.com]

have you had a bad day, Ratcreature? *pats gently*

Generally, I think that the water crisis will be the disaster which will change human population dynamics on the planet to the greatest degree.

[ratcreature]

Not particularly bad. I just have a somewhat anxious disposition, I guess? I mean, there's a reason I have an icon showing me hiding under a blanket...

[gnatkip.livejournal.com]

lol dramatic irony

OH GOD ALL OF THEM. The world right now for me is all gloom and doom and sadness and anxiety. And zombies. (Which is a word I can never type the first try without putting an N in it! Zombines. I don't know what that means.)

*hides under blanket*

[ratcreature]

A companion in my wide-ranging anxieties! We should share a blanket fort for added security. After making sure neither carries any infectious diseases into it... *g*

Maybe zombines are female zombies?

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

It's a zombie concubine? (She bellydances for you -- then parts of her fall off!) ":-D

[gnatkip.livejournal.com]

Ew. XD

I always think Zamboni, or else combine (harvester). Undead heavy machinery of some sort, I don't know.

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

I was sorely tempted to tick all the boxes and declare it a joint cause. ("It's the world! It's out to kill me! Personally! Paranoia? What paranoia?")

Seriously, the news are no good at all at the moment, except if you happen to like covering under the bed and whimpering.

[ratcreature]

Yeah, it would have been hard to pick just one for me too, hence the ticky boxes this time.