things I never expected to see in DC comics No. 6342

[ratcreature]

Jon Jonzz the "Slim Green Lord of Glam Rock"
and
teen-angst balladeer Bruce Wayne of the Pennyworths

I have no words.

However the really disturbing images come later when they do Silver age spoofs in the "Hall of Silver Age Elseworlds First Pages", like Robin as Squid Wonder, Gorilla Grodd as Christoph Columbus, or Batman as Adam with the Joker as snake.

(The pages are from the 80 page Elseworlds Giant from 1999 that was never published in the US but some shipped to the UK, apparently it's really hard to get and quite expensive, however I downloaded a copy, and now have to cope with the consequences. The images in my brain. Ack.)

ETA: I fixed the link to teen-angst balladeer Bruce Wayne...

Comments

[thete1.livejournal.com]

*laughs* The link to Bruce Wayne, balladeer is broken, but... I... don't actually WANT TO SEE IT OH MY GOD IT HURTS US SO BAD.

*breathes*

*cries*

So. Much. Crack.

[marag.livejournal.com]

Egads! Those are...most disturbing. Excuse me while I go find my spork.

I am amused by Robin, the Squid Wonder, though.

squid wonder!!!!!!!111

[lcsbanana.livejournal.com]

all I can do is giggle like a LOON. BATMAN IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN. I just. I just. It's too....

*LOON GIGGLING*

You didn't mention the best part!

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

Balladeer Bruce's "relationship" with Lex!!!!!

I now absolutely crave a remake of "Phantom of the Paradise", with Lex as Swan.

[wabbitseason.livejournal.com]

Oh dear... my brain....

Were the Teen Titans the S Club 7 of Lex Records or something?

....

Never mind.

[basingstoke.livejournal.com]

*whimper*

brain...rupturing...

[adamlizz.livejournal.com]

The green Martian with the Ziggy hair? I'm in several different levels of love.

The brex, oh, the brex. *Hand on forehead*.

To the Batfish!... I need to yell that more often at random people.

I like Flash's new outfit muchly...

And a naked Batman in an apple tree.

Been a good day.

[thawrecka]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Batfish, indeed. That's all so crack-addled.

[buggery.livejournal.com]

J'onn as David Bowie. The mind boggles.

Ditto for goth-rocker!Bruce (why is a sleeveless Batsuit so porntastic?), Eden!Batman (his legs are hairy, yes, but freakishly, almost girlishly slender, wtf?), lace-hankie!Clark (could he and his Bruce be gayer without actually being engaged in an act of sodomy?), etc.

Re: the Darksea Detective and the Squid Wonder, though, I can't believe I'm the first to say it: tentacle porn!

[iamza.livejournal.com]

Batman, the darksea detective, and Robin, squid wonder, teaming up to take on the evil Clayfish... Priceless. Absolutely priceless.

*wipes tears of laughter from face*