revising my internal "best of pairing smooshes" list...

[ratcreature]

Up to now I've thought that "Snermione" was the most unfortunate smooshed pairing name I've seen "in the wild" (i.e. used by someone unironically just to name the pairing rather than in posts mocking the most hilarious potential name combinations), but I think I may have to revise this in light of having just seen "Spirk" on a story search. I'm not completely sure what I object to in particular, except that calling it "Kock" would be as easy to pronounce, even funnier and comply with the traditional K/S order. Seriously though, "Spirk"?!?

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[ratcreature]

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That's actually in use?? They should be afraid of Logan's claws, IMO.

[devildoll.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's in use all right: logurt

[ratcreature]

I've got nothing. Except maybe "Oh noes!"

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, they have an icon with a TUB OF YOGURT. What the HELL!

[brownbetty]

*cries, brokenly*

[ratcreature]

*pat pat*

You should console yourself by imagining what Logan would do to them. Works for me.

[devildoll.livejournal.com]

I would give anything for someone to come up with a pairing we can call--legitimately--"Granola."

And then I would totally write an epic Logurt/Granola crossover.

[ratcreature]

That would be kind of awesome. Too bad there isn't a Traders character called Lola...

[brownbetty]

Man, this is so totally worth getting the hive-mind working on. THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES.