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Okay, sometimes words are incredibly gross. You know how in English when talking about penises there's the terms "grower" vs. "shower" to describe flaccid and erect penis sizes and their relation, yes? And not generally discussing penises, their sizes and behavior much outside of fandom I didn't know whether there were German terms to describe that difference, so I googled.

And apparently the words (or at least one option) are "Blutpenis" (i.e. literally "bloodpenis") for "grower" and "Fleischpenis" (literally "flesh-/meatpenis") for "shower" both of which I find really kind of gross. I mean seriously--eeew. In general I don't have problems with most of the German terms for genitalia. But this? Yikes.

And obviously I had to share my moment of "Eeew! WTF?!"... ;)