story summaries, I wish I'd never seen

I know writing blurbs is hard, but really does anybody expect me to check out a TS story with this summary?
"What do you get when you put a hamster and two hungry spirit guides together?"
(found in the newest MyMongoose e-zine)

I mean, hamsters?!? wtf?!?

Though compared to the horrors of the last MyMongoose e-zine summaries I read (in this one), I guess hamsters are an improvement.